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      <description><![CDATA[浅议评剧《海棠红》（附师胜杰评剧《海棠红》“寻子曲”）



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      <description><![CDATA[朱军：亲爱的朋友们，在1987年春节联欢晚会的舞台上，著名的相声表演艺术家姜昆、唐杰忠一起为大家合说过一段相声，我想问问我们现场的朋友有谁还记得那一年他们合说的一段相声的名字是什么?
　　观众：《虎口遐想》。
　　朱军：都记得呀，哎呀，的确《虎口遐想》堪称 ...]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[甲：听说像您这样的演员，认识人很多呀。

乙：哎，反正是不少吧！

甲：不少？

乙：哎。

甲：我估计有一个人，您大概不太熟悉。

乙：什么人？

甲：老急。

乙：老急？

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      <description><![CDATA[甲：听说像您这样的演员，认识人很多呀。

乙：哎，反正是不少吧！

甲：不少？

乙：哎。

甲：我估计有一个人，您大概不太熟悉。

乙：什么人？

甲：老急。

乙：老急？

甲：就住我们家旁边儿。这个姓 ...]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[姜昆：你看哪，这个相声啊，逗大家哈哈一笑唐杰忠：幽默滑稽姜昆：大家呢，从当中也吸收一点教育 本文来自冀教网唐杰忠：是这样 【copyright hbban.cn】姜昆：许许多多的事情都是生活中一点点小小的情趣凑成的唐杰忠：对姜 ...]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[A：哟，XX，老没见了！
　　B：是老没见了，最近去哪了？
　　A：嗨，别提了，一言难尽哪（叫板）
　　B：这还有唱？铛，铛铛铛……
　　A：（白）前一阵子出了场车祸住院了
　　B：哟，这怎么话说的，你还活着呢么？ ...]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[昨天晚上，春晚节目组公布了最后的节目单。要说今年的狗年春晚真的是众星芸芸，大牌齐聚，特别是有成龙、周杰伦、那英、王菲这样的超级大腕助阵，相信晚会的收视率肯定要水涨船高了。只不过相比歌舞和小品，相声类节目却显得星光暗淡，而且在这么火爆的行情之下，今年的 ...]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[新华社杭州３月２８日电（记者朱涵）“近年来相声、小品确实缺乏创新，可以说最大的问题就是如何创新。”中国曲艺家协会主席、相声演员姜昆２７日晚在“中国文联文艺志愿服务小分队走进浙江大学·艺术家对话浙大学子”活动现场回答浙大学子提问时表示。　　针对浙大学子 ...]]></description>
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      <description><![CDATA[　《猜谜语》姜昆 马季（1983年央视春节联欢晚会） 
　　《醉酒》 表演者：姜昆、李文华 
　　《打针》 表演者：姜昆、李文华 
　　《琢磨》 表演者：姜昆、戴志诚 
　　《着急》 表演者：姜昆、唐杰忠 
　　《传谣》 表演者：马季、姜昆、赵炎、刘伟 
　　《照相 ...]]></description>
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