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视频达人勋章 最佳写手 活力之星勋章 特殊贡献

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发表于 2011-9-24 23:02:13 |只看该作者 |倒序浏览
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有这么一个人呢,一个字都不认识,连他自己的名字都不会写,他上京赶考去了。
+ X$ o: h* T/ T, WSo a man, a word, even he cannot write his own name, him descend. Attends Beijing+ U8 Y9 ^  n0 r, N
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哎,到那儿还就中了,不但中了,而且升来升去呀,还入阁拜相,你说这不是瞎说吗?+ K8 s( P8 j* ]% D
Ah, there is a medium, not only, and rise to rise to worship in Tallahassee, also, you say this is nonsense?7 {' h4 R' Q9 q/ O5 I

: w  a& a: e% i0 a/ N6 G- s3 M哪有这个事啊。当然现在是没有这个事,现在你不能替人民办事,人民也不选举你呀!
" c, V" d" Y5 X3 g( v) a" aWhat is this thing. Now of course, now is not the people's work for you, people can not elected you!' k( s% v; h% Y; t
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我说这个事情啊,是明朝的这么一段事情。
% U( ]( D; p. x: o2 ^: b/ zI said this thing is the Ming dynasty, so a thing.' ~9 U/ o+ |" n& P% b& R

# I" Y. E- b. @6 \' J因为在那个社会啊,甭管你有才学没才学,有学问没学问,你有钱没有?有钱,就能做官,捐个官做。说有势力,也能做官。也没钱也没势力,碰上啦,用上这假势力,也能做官
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Because in the society, so don't bother you wise not intellect, there is knowledge, you have no knowledge? Rich, you can view, to donate a officer. That power, can also view. No money and no power, use, with the false forces, can also view
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& h. I6 K2 F, T什么叫“假势力”呀,它因为在那个社会呀,那些个做官的人,都怀着一肚子鬼胎,都是这个拍上欺下,疑神疑鬼,你害怕我,我害怕你,互相害怕,这里头就有矛盾啦。
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# J. b; ]. A/ I) TWhat is "false", because it forces in the social ah, those who view, with full of her gizzard that are on the fraud, you scared me darted, I fear, afraid you here, there are contradictions head
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" F  p( S3 |8 s4 |+ m6 i/ y9 i由打这个呢,造成很多可笑的事情。今天我说的这段就这么回事
7 ^9 ~, B% e8 b9 b% hThis caused many, consists of funny things. Today I say this is so。
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8 X; l# R% m; ]/ l/ D$ N4 j在明朝天启年哪,山东临清州有一家财主张百万,他有一个儿子,叫张好古,三十来岁啦,这家伙,从小就是娇生惯养,也没念过书+ D3 X$ s# S% l
In the Ming dynasty, in which revealed a fortune in shandong linqing claim millions, he had a son, and called a good old age, 30, this guy is spoiled, and also didn't read books。- O5 h! S8 {. _" C
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不认识字,连自己的名字都写不上来,每天呢,就是狐朋狗友啊,提笼架鸟,茶馆酒肆,吃喝玩乐就这个
" A/ k' B! J+ _* WDon't read, write his own name? Not up, every day, Tim, o rascals bird cage frame, the teahouse, the drinking beer and skittles。
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那么大伙儿呢,见他面都尊敬他,“哦,大少爷!”当着面管他叫“大少爷”,背地里头,人都管他叫“狗少”。 # s: n, l" K& d* ^! y
So guys, see his face all respect him, "oh, gentleman!" He called it "the gentleman," secret head, people call him "little dog."
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有这么一天呢,张好古上街上溜达去了,一看围着一圈子人,一分人群儿进来,是个相面的。: g# v$ {. i/ m7 N2 p5 T* ~+ Y7 ~
Have a good day, so the streets to walk away, a look around a circle, a crowd came, the son of a face reading.
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这相面的正在这儿说着呢,一看:哟,认识。这不是张百万家那狗少嘛,有的是钱,这要奉承他两句,起码得弄一两银子,奉承奉承他。一看张好古,假装地,“哎呀!呵!这位老兄,你双眉带彩,二目有神呢,可做国家栋梁之材,这要是上京赶考,准能得中。”
9 L4 l- a. w( s5 v+ V, `7 V! h0 jIt is here that the face reading, a see: hey, understanding. This is not a few hundred thousand that dog, have plenty of money, it will flatter him two sentences, at least get 9 silver, flatter flatter him. A good piece of ancient, pretend, "oh! The man, you double eyebrow color, with eyes, can do god, if this country men, can descend attends Beijing."
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要搁别人啊,明白的,给他一嘴巴!我上京赶考?我一个字都不认识,我拿什么考啊?/ z5 q1 g# e4 H
To put others, understand, give him a mouth! I attends Beijing special? I don't know a word, I take what exam?; e& Q& O: ?5 \" b6 C! v

2 }: C& o3 V3 k! q) S7 j可是张好古啊,他没往那儿想。他想什么呀?那个社会,我们家里有的是钱呢,想做个官儿,那还不容易吗?他倒乐啦!6 T4 \* }! a- @* H
But a good old ah, he didn't want to there. What he wants? We have plenty of money, want to do a GuanEr, it is not easily? He poured joy!+ |, a, [5 V/ Z
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“哦?我要现在上京赶考准能得中吗?”
, n" z% r% X# ~# z  J$ Y"Oh? I want to have special attends Beijing now?"4 V0 P0 Z5 t6 v0 i0 R
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“我保您中前三名,你要得中之后,我喝您的喜酒。”# \/ F' \4 X9 e: K4 U: z
"I protect your list, you get three after, I drink in the pub you."9 h5 d0 ^8 l1 n0 Q" ]9 m
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“好,给你二两银子!”这就给人二两银子。 6 n& K/ F# l) [0 u% r( K; w+ E/ a
"Well, give you two silver!" This would give 22 of silver.
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6 D! ~. [7 L( V/ T4 `到家里头,打点行囊包裹,上京赶考。你不想你自个儿怎么去呀?0 q6 b0 [1 V+ N2 S2 Y0 J
Home, bags, attends Beijing special package rbis. Don't you think you alone how go to?. v. d3 P' w0 ^" B

. [* W$ |) C. m6 Q0 f) d7 W: G再说这赶考你也得先乡试、山东临清州乡试,乡试完了省试,到这个山东济南府,省试完了才能入都呢,到北京叫会试啊。6 v! F' S6 l- J" A+ {. H4 t
Besides this, you also have to descend obtained, shandong linqing states had obtained, obtained the shandong province, to try The provincial government, all can be finished in Beijing, to try that.4 N* L! K$ b! ^, W6 @3 Q

; W: V. c" b( V0 C他这个隔着两道手呢,愣上北京。家里有的是钱,多带金子,少带银子,骑了一匹高头大马,奔北京啦。: {  z+ b: _, R2 j( \
He that lies two hands, the leng in Beijing. Home have plenty of money, with less than gold, silver, riding a horse with tall,Rush in Beijing.5 n7 o) Z% k6 Y3 L9 K
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发表于 2011-10-21 09:47:24 |只看该作者
这就是用翻译软件翻译过来的吧……
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