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菊花开，菊花残，塞雁高飞人未还，just use you hand.
少壮不努力，you will be a pig.
众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，Hey, how do you do.
众里寻他千百度，just dont know what to do.
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云中谁寄锦书来？Super high, suck guy!
云中谁寄锦书来？Can you feel the love tonight?
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今朝有酒今朝醉，will you be my little three.
今朝有酒今朝醉，tomorrow is another day.
身无彩凤双飞翼，get away from me!
天生我材必有用，I can play football.
春城无处不飞花，let's go to the cinema.
问君能有几多愁，as a boy without a girl.
问君能有几多愁，easy come easy go.
问君能有几多愁，you'll leave me and I don't know.
问君能有几多愁，I'll find someone like you.
问君能有几多愁，why the fuck should I know?
春眠不觉晓，yo yo check it out.
问世间情为何物，what the fuck can I do.
曾经沧海难为水，what the fuck did you say.
无可奈何花落去，I miss you missing me.
此情可待成追忆，let it be.
此情可待成追忆，someone you like but not me.
此情可待成追忆，wash wash and sleep.
争渡，争渡，惊起一滩鸥鹭，who and who?
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满园春色关不住，Friday is coming soon.
床前明月光，there's something wrong.
床前明月光，do hand job alone.
两只黄鹂鸣翠柳，what place shall we go.
两个黄鹂鸣翠柳，may the force be with you.
空山新雨后，fire in the hole.
两情若是长久时，you jump, I jump.
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但使龙城飞将在，come on baby don't be shy.
衣带渐宽终不悔，would you wanna be a GAY!
衣带渐宽终不悔，I will make you be a gay.
衣带渐宽终不悔，enjoy life everyday.
昨夜西风凋碧树，独上高楼，watching Chairman Hu.
两岸猿声啼不住，monkey go to sexing zoo.
送你送到小村外，I believe I can fly.
千金散尽还复来，hold me up hold me tight.
拟把疏狂图一醉，you know what? I'm gay.
天上掉下个林妹妹，whatever i'm a gay.
天上掉下个林妹妹，I'll turn her into gay.
劝君更尽一杯酒，let's talk something new.
桃花潭水深千尺，I know you are a bitch.
人生在世不称意，nobody wants to fuck me.
少年不识愁滋味，fuck yourself everyday.
人间自有真情在，don't you ever cry tonight.
人间自有真情在，where did you sleep last night.
争渡争渡，google loves baidu.
少小离家老大回，mountain people mountain sea.
少小离家老大回，im always on my way.
长风破浪会有时，Let us buy sone Durex.
多情自古伤离别，yiku yiku yamiedie.
树上的鸟儿成双对，make love everyday.
独在异乡为异客，Jack Jack slow fuck.
铜雀春深锁二乔，let us go to fuck them now.
路漫漫其修远兮，how about calling a taxi.
沧海一声笑，on the highway to hell.
却看妻子愁何在，be my hero be my knight.
垂死病中惊坐起，what the hell is wrong with me?
垂死病中惊坐起，are you fucking kidding me?
忽闻水上琵琶声，can you give me your iphone?
浊酒一杯家万里，are you fucking kidding me?
男儿何不带吴钩，fuck the girl then you go.
王师北定中原日，congratulations.
秦时明月汉时关，can i keep this one.
故人西辞黄鹤楼，I say love you say no.
朱门酒肉臭，I'm hungry.
死去元知万事空，you will never walk alone.
山外青山楼外楼，I won't always love you.
人有悲欢离合，I'm not that into her.
雕栏玉砌应犹在，I do love the way you lie.
直挂云帆济沧海，I believe I can fly.
忽如一夜春风来，you are shit in my eye.
不识庐山真面目，cause we have PhotoShop.
月落乌啼霜满天，what the fuck are you doing man.
朱雀桥边野草花，Sheldon said bazinga.
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巴山夜雨涨秋池，my place or your place?
关关雎鸠，在河之洲，窈窕淑女，what's your QQ!
葡萄美酒夜光杯，Po-po-po-po-poker face.
愿得一人心，together go to sleep.
山穷水复疑无路，dont ask me asshole.
西北望，please sit down.
春眠不觉晓，fucking get off bed now.
踏破铁鞋无觅处，why you still in my room.
旧时王谢堂前燕，飞入寻常Bazinga.
忽如一夜春风来，all the work on deadline.
明月几时有，i don't want to know.
长江后浪推前浪，that's somewhere I belong.
月上柳梢头，see you tomorrow.
十年生死两茫茫，不思量，forever young, 千里孤坟，everything is gone. 纵使相逢应不识，尘满面，hair is long. 昨夜幽梦忽还乡，小轩窗，sing sad song, 相顾无言，only tears down, 料得年年断肠处，明月夜，must hold on.
风雨送春归，rise and fall. 已是悬崖百丈冰，bleed it out. 俏也不争春，unbelievable. 待到山花烂漫时，yesterday once more.
粉身碎骨浑不怕，welcome to china.
商女不知亡国恨，welcome to china.
意外怀孕怎么办， I am Justin Bieber fan.
停车坐爱枫林晚，drive you home for one night stand.
春蚕到死丝方尽，describe the city you live in.